That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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