My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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