two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
there was a trapeze. enough said
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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