Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it