Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.

(734): View more from Michigan

Have a good day. My vagina shrank.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.

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(407): View more from Florida

my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.

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(714): View more from California

Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful

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(410): View more from Maryland

You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"

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(519): View more from Ontario

he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it

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(707): View more from California

The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.

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(607): View more from New York

I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it

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