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• (810): View more from Michigan

  dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'

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  needless to say i wont be back home tonight

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents

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• (817): View more from Texas

  maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.

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• (845): View more from New York

  You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Alive.

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  So much puke

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• (415): View more from California

  Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.

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• (619): View more from California

  Then again, he has huge mansions.

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  *manboobs.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.

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  i realized i waste a lot of time

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip

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