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(443): View more from Maryland

party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there

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(305): View more from Florida

The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.

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(520): View more from Arizona

I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.

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(301): View more from Maryland

There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt

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(303): View more from Colorado

I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.

(1-419): View more from Ohio

Wait till you get home.

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