Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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