i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is