a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.