I got her a Nickelback box set.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.