I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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