Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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