i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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