A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
we should paint friendship bongs
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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