Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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