I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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