no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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