big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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