Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Randomize
