Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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