Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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