whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i now understand why vodka
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