I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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