as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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