So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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