Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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