she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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