that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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