Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I need to calm my uterus...
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