Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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