i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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