Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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