i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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