i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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