I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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