is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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