Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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