I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
false alarm, still single
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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