Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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