He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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