when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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