I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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