I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I am one with the molecules
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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