We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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