so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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