we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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