threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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