i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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