You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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