I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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