every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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