How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
