Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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