Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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