My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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