this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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