i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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