I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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