I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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