She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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