Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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