Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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